Here at wernerworld we are dedicated to giving you, the consumer, easily digestable audible nonsense for your listening pleasure. Our top scientists ideate the bandwidth of our operations to produce maximal synergy. everything we do is for you. i love you. i can see your beautiful face through this computer/phone screen, please oh won’t you please donate to our cause? only $5 a month will grant you full access to all of my amazing ideas. I’m thinking about becoming a substitute teacher. that could be fun. Teach the kids some made up bullshit and make them do tests t0o every time and i would give out homework. these kids gotta wisen up, you believe everything I tell You dont ask questions.

you can’t spell “greatness” without ghb and geekbar. this is a fact. wernerworldnationsquadforce is dedicated to bringing you the best possible “underground” music and art in an era where that means absolutely nothing and is now just the status quo. give unto me your freaks, weirdos and unacceptable for i, dj trom, will make them beautiful once more.

rEAL 100% AVANT GARDE ART LIFESTYLE, GIMMICKS WILL BE ABOLISHED at the door BY TRUE EXPERMENTALIST aficionados. counter culture is mainstream culture as of right now. Reject the norms of alternative to embrace the absurd and inappropriate. Alt is dead. New is born. be yourself little jit.

dJ TROM SAYS IF U TRUST THE GOVERNMENT FOR SHIT THeN Ur DUMB AS A BITCH. iF U slaving ur life away doordashing because U need amiri jeans THeN Ur FAKE AS hell. iF YOU DONT DO IT FOR TROMCITY THAN U LAME AS A BITCH. Dj trom I can never love a person because im already in love with the internet.

if its money you want, its yours. if its the drugs you want, its yours. if its power you want, its yours. crooked cops want to see me die on my front lawn. cops lurk behind me on my way to the walmart. they want to pull me over and arrest me for being alive. i want to be free. I love seeing cops sad.

Everybody is lying to you because it benefits them. everything is fake. only money is real. money makes me smile. death is the next step. Get me my money right. I’m not scared of death, life kills people. You probably aren’t real. You were told you were real once and just rode with it. If you die do you wanna see St. peter? St. peter told me my swag was off the charts. Dinasours got wiped because they couldn’t build a church. I only pray to money. money is the true religion. i live to consume. the consumer acts alone. the consumer is a coward. the consumer lacks the ability to imagine a better future. you are a slave to the money. I love the money. I rebuke the money.

dj trom dj crackrock we do this josh werner. rest in peace josh werner america’s greatest thinker. josh werner taught me everything i know. for josh werner, you aren’t allowed to die on the internet.